I never knew Morita wanted to be a Disney princess when he grew up... I wonder if his walls are plastered with posters of Edward Cullen?

Ahem. Having seen the wank (along with the convoluted logic necessary to cling to the dreams of canon-ship in the face of negative shipping news--and, hey, I've been there!) churned up by Ichigo's voice actors' pick of Orihime as his romantic interest, allow me to say: Holy shit, when the manga ends, things are going to be ugly. Really, really ugly.