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Okay, not really. I'm quite sure that he really has nothing to do with the events that transpired on Alias last night. I imagine when it got out what was happening with Vaughn (sp?), someone probably went, "Omgz! I bet it's b/c of Ben and Jen!!" and the rest followed...
That said, I need to vent my anger on someone, and Ben is looking pretty damn good. Thus, he is evil and un-American just like baseball.
Now watch as I bask in denial:
( NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! )
(Note on use of term "un-American": Just used it bellow since baseball is supposed to be our national pastime--even though isn't, really anymore--and so calling it un-America was ironic; used it again here so as to keep parallel structure.)
That said, I need to vent my anger on someone, and Ben is looking pretty damn good. Thus, he is evil and un-American just like baseball.
Now watch as I bask in denial:
( NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! )
(Note on use of term "un-American": Just used it bellow since baseball is supposed to be our national pastime--even though isn't, really anymore--and so calling it un-America was ironic; used it again here so as to keep parallel structure.)
