A Tentative Tangling of Tendrils

In perhaps a very ill-advised undertaking in the months leading up to my wedding, I have undertaken to explore all of the various flavors in current production by Ben and Jerry's, taking it two pints a month. I entertained the idea of actually reviewing each for my own personal amusement, but I don't see myself having the time. Therefore, I shall implement a five star system. (Seriously, are there even going to be any one star ice creams?)

( So it begins )