Prompted by a Halloween themed napkin
Nov. 15th, 2006 12:31 pmAn ongoing debate with the brother-in-law:
The orignal movie versions of the Frankenstein monster, the Mummy, Wolfman, and Dracula get into a fight. Who wins?
The bro-in-law says Frankenstein. I say he's an idiot, and Wolfman would totally own Frank's ass. Think about it. Frank may have the superior strength, but he's got no mobility. He'd be staggering around, wildly swinging his arms from side to side, and going "Unghh," while the Wolfman ran around behind him and slashed.
We both agreed that the Mummy stands no chance (because, really, what does the Mummy even DO?) and that Dracula would have to bite to win, and Frank has those bolts and Wolfman's got all that fur. So Vlad's out too.
We've yet to reach a consensus. However, I did get him to admit that if Dracula and Wolfman teamed up, Frank's done.
(...We have no lives...)
The orignal movie versions of the Frankenstein monster, the Mummy, Wolfman, and Dracula get into a fight. Who wins?
The bro-in-law says Frankenstein. I say he's an idiot, and Wolfman would totally own Frank's ass. Think about it. Frank may have the superior strength, but he's got no mobility. He'd be staggering around, wildly swinging his arms from side to side, and going "Unghh," while the Wolfman ran around behind him and slashed.
We both agreed that the Mummy stands no chance (because, really, what does the Mummy even DO?) and that Dracula would have to bite to win, and Frank has those bolts and Wolfman's got all that fur. So Vlad's out too.
We've yet to reach a consensus. However, I did get him to admit that if Dracula and Wolfman teamed up, Frank's done.
(...We have no lives...)